Handwritten letter home! Got it on Monday 6/30

Hey family,
Just thought I would write I have some time tonight. Today was so good for the last couple days me and my companion were really sick but today was so good. We had to drop this guy named Mike. I'm so frustrated with him. But we were teaching this black girl Chenelle and we told her we didn't want her to believe us because we were telling here to, but to pray about it and out of no where she said she believed us and she is coming to church with us on Sunday. I have faith she will be baptized so keep her in your prayers.
Last night we had the worst dinner of my life. The lady we ate with is less active, her husband is a chain smoker and her sons look like bounty hunters. Pretty crazy. They are a German family. We had this egg salad with at least 30 eggs, 1 bottle of mustard and 1 bottle of mayo and then some of the egg shells were in it. We had the bowl of cucumbers with what looked like toliet water and sour cream mixed together. So Nasty and then we had burnt bratts. The only thing safe to eat was 15 year old ice cream with ice crystals all over it. I'm scared to ever go back there. Tonights dinner was really good though. We had our own personal hens. They were outstanding. Something funny happened. Some guy tried to fight me when I knocked on his door. He said alst time "we" came over we didn't leave til his wife asked us three times. He said the F-word like 10 times. Me and my comp laughed about it forever. Tonight we needed to reach our goal of 50 contacts but we only had 20 and it was already 8:00 p.m. so we went to Wal-mart and got them there. They throw us out if we get caught so we stay away from guys in yellow jackets. AKA: The bees... it's a fun game. I get to email Monday but my P-day is Friday because of the 4th of July. We get the whole day off Friday so I'm happy about that. But I love you guys so much I thought I would just let you know what's going on. Keep in touch. Oh and Grandma sent me some cookies and mamba's. They were so good. I love you Mom, Dad & Hilary & Parker & Scout & Maxi.
Love, Elder Schwendiman

I'm picking up Spanish good too. We have Spanish elders in my district.